Pebble Beach 2011

So here is the very first picture I took at Pebble Beach. The view was always beautiful beyond imagination.

Some may ask... "What the hell is this?" Well, we find it mind boggling that rich people actually have someone go into the bathroom to pint the toilet paper.

And after having someone wipe their ass for them, they can wash their hands in this gold sink. The person who wiped their ass... well, they just splash their hands around in the toilet water a bit until their shift is over.

6months 3 weeks and i still look good! hahaha

I'm glad i got to room with megan, because had there have been a natural disaster or emergency of some sort, this woman brought enough food and supplies to feed an entire pueblo in mexico.

The black suite case, purse, plastic bag, and a back pack are mine. i felt very under prepared.

we ended up switching rooms with someone. so megan found the dumbest pack mules she could to move her stuff for her.

no, this isn't safeway, it's megan's snack cabinet, which she ate like 1 thing from. lol

Yeah, i did this, but i mean, if you can't put a cheese platter together... you shouldn't be in the kitchen

this is the view we had from our tent every morning

it's cold as hell on the coastline, so i always wore the best looking socks!

This where we unraveled the culinary magic. we reheated hamburger patties, pulled pork, frozen chicken breasts, boiled hot dogs, and my personal favorite, defrosted and reheated clam chowder! mmmmmmmmm! i feel like a true chef now!

Who is this you ask? Why, it's Ray Romano. and this was a day we could take pictures. lol

Scroll over a little to the right, here's Ray running from a crazy chick in pink stripped socks and a camera.

One of my fave pics because this was a random lady, in the shuttle with us, and yes, that is my hand going towards her ass. and no, she didn't know why we were laughing so hard in the back.

This car counts as a celeb too!

And i've already been asked, why did you take this picture? because i had a camera in my hand and i have mastered the one hand shot... plus, my makeup looked really cute. and i don't think i'm super gangsta with my hat to the side, the freakin thing iches like hell, so i always had it hanging to one side.

These were some of the pro's in the putting green infront of the lodge... and no, i wasn't allowed to take pics of celebs from here on. lol But, i'm mexican and when we see rich white people, we start taking pictures to show them off to our 30 children at home.

I got to see this every night while at pebble beach, and never once did i get tired of it!

He's Katie, on private property reenacting the following scene...

Here's one of the many pictures i got of Oscar de la Hoya. He looks so good in person!!! OMG!!! I saw him 3 days, and every encounter was better than the next! We even exchanged loving gazes from like 5ft away, I smiled like a star struck dumbass, he found it charming, laughed, smiled at me, waved, and the rest is history. We are both currently filing for divorce to be together.

This was the inside of our gourmet kitchen. just this right side

This left side

and the rest we were told not to touch. we didn't even get to touch the bread for the hamburgers. lol

Who is this intriguing afro white woman? We named her Fro-Lo. This is a picture i got while she was being yelled at for being a bitch. hahaha if you worked concessions, you most likely heard what was going on at the MPCC concession tent. let's just put it this way, she's most likely never going to work pebble again

Kevin Costner

What others see as inedible, i see as people being wasteful!

EXTRA MEAT AT NO COST!

Truth is, I'm still taking 6 Peptos a day because of this sandwich

HAHAHA, getting these autographs is a blog post story on it's own. So, if you hear that some celebs go a restraining order on some crazy chick... pretend you don't know where i am

George lopez on the 18th hole. this game qualified him for the finals the last day. and yes, i wasn't supposed to take this pic. lol

George begged to take a pic with me, what can i say. i have to make my fans happy... and i thought the same that you're think right now. DAMN! George is hella dark w/o his makeup! hahaha But ask anyone who met him, he is an awesome guy. he went out of his way for his fans. I met him 3 times too. lol

This has nothing to do with Pebble Beach, but i went to the Black Bear Restaurant, this is how they packed my meal. What kinda BULL is this? i can't get a to go box? they wrapped my shit in foil and put it in cake box! Thatz some BUULLL!

This is Katie, Lacey (our tent manager) and me. This picture isn't so exciting, so i'm telling people Lacey is a porn star to make it more exciting!

Encounter #3 with my boy George, cuz we're tight like that!

Did i take this pic, sure. Think this is a good pic, you should see the video we made. It's gonna be released soon on celebporn.com. i didn't think that the knocked up married type were his thing, but i guess there's a fetish for everything. P.S. ladies.... Oscar's a screamer! lmao

 Here are some pics of celebs I saw, but couldn't get a picture of because of security and press.

Well, i did get one of Kevin Costner, but here's a face pic of him

Michael Bolton was literally 6ft from me when i was crossing the street in front of the Lodge

Here's prof. golfer Phil Mickleson. Katie and I had hella chances to get pics with him, but we kept freakin out too much. hahaha

Sexy Ass Kelly Slater

Andy Garcia

Kurt Russell

Brandi Chastain. prof soccer player. Why this picture? because it grabbed your attention you sicko!

Overall, I didn't get the culinary experience of a life time. But it was the experience of a life time. Never in my life would i have thought possible to be a married, mother of 2 with a bun in the oven, poor as hell, and get the opportunity to go to a location like pebble beach and meet so many celebs. I know that with my determination, I'm going to make it big and make it a regular thing to be amongst  millionaires and celebs. but when i hit it big i'mma treat the riche bitches like crap. just like they did us.

One fool went out of his way to rudely and arrogantly tell Regina and myself "Shouldn't you be cooking for someone right now?" We got out of work early and were enjoying the game. excuse us for still being in our work clothes.

We had comments made, "look, those are the people who make OUR food." "They let anyone walk these streets" and other comments best not to repeat. So here's a warning to you big headed rich people... when you walk into my establishment, i'm going to give you the same treatment you gave me when i was a culinary student. 

Not all rich people were mean, but it's easy to pick out the fake ones. 

Thanks for tuning in

Love,

eRiCa