Reasons my Husband is the Best:
- He's money smart! Every Friday, when he get's home from work he does one of two things before he even says hello to me. He either hands me his paycheck, or he shows me the deposit slip. We all know this is the way God intended things to be, so why fight it! Men, just hand the money over!
- He always knows the right answer! Which means he always agrees with what I say.
- He picks his battles. He knows he'll never with a fight with me, so he takes out that frustration out on others who he knows can't beat him. Ex: Bitch slapping the cashier when they give him the wrong change, or yelling in a baby's face when they won't shut up. Hey, I'm not gonna get into the only battles he's ever gonna win... because technically, once i jump in on the action, I win the battle.
- He understands that "NO" means "NO"! ex: "No, I didn't make dinner tonight!", "No, I don't want to go to your brother's house!" "No, your weird ass friend cannot come over to watch the game!"
Thanks for tuning in
Love,
eRiCa
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